Mitch Hedberg

Idag har jag också gjort ett annat fynd kom jag på. En komiker. Och jag som har så svårt för sånt. Några av mina favoriter hittills är:

Last week I helped a friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck. Then we had beer and pizza

Och den som fick mig nyfiken från början:

All McDonalds commercials end the same way: "prices and participation may vary." I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children.

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